But alas John Mayer you massive NOOB!
No doubt you've heard about the now infamous Playboy interview in which the singer, as his song states, has certainly "said too much again".
Highlights of the interview include Mayer recalling how he tongue kissed celebrity blogger Perez Hilton in an intense manner OR, as John would put it, "almost as if I hated fags".
Other gems include his likening of his struggle to that of a "black dude's" and commenting that his penis is "sort of like a white supremacist"...
JOHN, COME AWAY FROM THAT LEDGE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO COMMIT SOCIAL SUICIDE... WAIT, JOHN, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
On the positive side John has apologised for his comments at a recent concert. Plus, you can't say he didn't warn you - he wrote a whole song about his 'stupid mouth' and I still applaud him for his honesty.
I suppose it's impossible to deny that Mr. Mayer often comes out with some pretty cringe-worthy statements but, in my view, it's also impossible to say he's not a great song-writer and musician.
John my sweet, I still love you. I just think you need to come to mine and have a cuppa, a nice rich tea biscuit and a lecture on how not to offend the masses. Deal?
Here's hoping,
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